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Jesus Was Way Cool

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Jesus was way cool.
Everybody like Jesus.
Everybody wanted to hang out with him.
Anything he wanted to do, he did.
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
He walked on the water and swam on the land.
He would tell these stories and people would listen.
He was really cool.
If you were blind or lame,
You just went up to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed.
That's so cool.

He could have played guitar
better than Hendrix.
He could have told the future.
He could have baked
the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored
more goals than Wayne Gretsky.
He could have danced
better than Barishnikof.
Jesus could have been funnier
than any comedian you can think of.

Jesus told people to eat his
body and drink his blood.
That's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.
But then some people got jealous
of how cool he was,
So they killed him.
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
Danced around and went up to heaven.
I mean, that's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.
No wonder there are so many Christians.


Autor(es): Chris Xefos / John S. Hall / King Missile

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