Leela: Orphan Of The Stars
Who is this one eyed female baby moses?
With courage in her female babies smile?
A savior from the stars
Or something stranger still
Or just a lonely filthy starving child
Leela! Leela, leela save him
Save fry! Gave fry! godzilla,
Will devour him as for me I must be off
To have my doctor check this cough
To win leela's heart with the holophoner's art
I need hands of transcendental quickness
Well I don't see any danger
In gambling with a stranger
For my head is of a most amazing thickness
I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm stupider than you
I'm stupider than you in every way
Robot devil (spoken)
Bah! This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant
Your lyrics lack subtelty
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel
That makes me feel angry!
Look, what do you want?
Robot devil (singing)
I want my hands back!
A deals a deal, even with a dirty dealer
Very well, then I'll take what I want from leela!
Leela has promised me her hand
Fry, you do not understand!
I should have revealed I've been deafened by bender
The shame, the shame
But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor
Deceptions', the curse of my whimsical gender
He gave me mechanical ears
Effective yet just a bit garish
In return without shedding a tear
I agreed that I'd give him my hand...
You'll give me your hand in marriage
Is this really happening or just being staged?
It can't be real,
Not if leela is engaged
That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed
You should have checked the wording in the fine,
I'll give you my hand
Leela/robot devil (singing)
The use of words expressing something other than
Their literal intentions, now that, is, irony!
I will marry her now and confide her to hell
How droll, how droll!
Where styx is a river and not just a band
Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned
Unless fry you surrender my hands!!
Destiny has cheated me, by
Forcing me to decide upon
The woman that I idolize
Or the hands of an automotan
Without these hands I can't complete
The opera that was captivating her but if I keep
Them, and she marries him
Then he probably won't want me dating her
I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving
I can't believe everybody is just ad-libbing!
By the power invested in me by the state of new new york
Take my hands, you evil! Detal! dork!!