Like a boss

The Lonely Island

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem.
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Fuck me a can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes d**k (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea.
And I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k?
Nope.
Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
No that ain't me.
OK well this has been eye opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yea, no i got that you said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Yea, yea i got it.
I'm the boss.