Lucky to Be Me
Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging 
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing! 
From the moment we kissed tonight 
That's the way I've just gotta behave 
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light 
And If I were a banner I'd wave! 
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing 
Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging! 
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs! 
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding! 
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning. 
SKY (spoken) Uh, chemistry? 
SARAH (spoken) Yes, chemistry! 
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning! 
Yes, I knew my moral would crack 
From the wonderful way that you looked! 
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack! 
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! 
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing 
Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing 
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing 
Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!
Autor(es): ADOLPH GREEN, BETTY COMDEN, LEONARD BERNSTEIN