Regular Guy
With pleated khaki pants, cologne that's the bomb
(Sure smell perty)
Shake her dads hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
I'm just a regular guy (I'll have her home by 9 sir)
I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double (let me get that for you ma'am)
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek yeah
But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was fighting and cussing
(Back off I'm in a boy band)
And showing no fear
OK, alright calm down, OK
I watch Jay Leno (he's funny) 7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes "what would Jesus do?"
(Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change)
I'm buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad (he's my buddy)
I play everything safe, so I'll never be sad (boo hoo)
I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble (let me get that for you ma'am)
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double (I'm on it)
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek yeah
Don't push me
Damn it sometimes I wanna (stop pushing me!)
Smash things up (what are you looking at?)
Jacked up and wrapped up (I'm in a boy band! A boy band)
And have to pee in a cup
I'm a regular guy (that's me)
Who stays out of trouble (I don't want any trouble)
A regular guy says ma'am on the double
I'm a regular guy (I know the answer sir)
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek, a regular guy
Autor(es): Alex Solowitz, Mark Gunn, Brian Gunn