Texas Women
I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso.
Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen,
Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans.
I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,
And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.
Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,
And I live to love Texas Women.
Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places,
'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces.
Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,
But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE.
I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,
And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.
Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,
And I live to love Texas Women.
I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,
But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet.
They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas,
But one thing about it, they all have Nice Asses.
I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,
And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.
Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,
And I live to love Texas Women.
Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man,
And my arms are red and so is my blood.
And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl,
And I love 'em all, Texas Women...
Aha...