Old Fat Robin [Alternate Version; Previously Unreleased Track]
With the brain the size of an eraser
Kitty runs by causes the robin, she does floppin'
Soon another one lands there to replace her
[Chorus]
Hear the tweeting and your sinuses
Count the pluses and the minuses
Turn frustration into sadness
Say goodbye to major badness
A strong gust of wind blows upside my balding head
Makes my balls shiver
Makes a lump in my hoaky bed?
Except for a squirtle and some gasoline
Completely distracted by the American dream
[Chorus]
And though I may be wrong
We're so glad you came along
Superstar in France (f. m. cornog)
You're a superstar in France
And you've got everything I want
You've got all those quirky girls
I was born to change the station
[Chorus]
Pretty soon the dream is over
You're a superstar in France
And I was born to take vacations
Don't you ever want to die
Don't you think we should be together
[Chorus]
Autor(es): Kurt Wagner