The old gumbie cat
Munkustrap introduces Jennyanydots who sleeps and lounges all 
day long. But at night, she becomes a super-active nanny. She  
instructs the mice in music and crochet work, and keeps the  
cockroaches busy. The cats take this opportunity to dress up with  
Jenny and perform an exuberant tap dance. 
SOLO:  
I have a gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots  
Her coat is of the tabby kind with tiger stripes and leopard spots  
All day she sits beneath the stairs or on the steps or on the mat  
She sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a gumbie cat  
That's what makes a gumbie cat  
FEMALE CATS:  
But...  
When the day's hustle and bustle is done  
Then the gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun  
And when all the family's in bed and asleep  
She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep  
She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice  
JENNYANYDOTS:  
Their behavior's not good and their manners not nice  
So when she has got them lined up on the matting  
She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting  
SOLO:  
I have a gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots  
The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots  
She sits upon the windowsill or anything that's smooth and flat  
She sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a gumbie cat  
That's what makes a gumbie cat  
FEMALE CATS:  
But...  
When the day's hustle and bustle is done  
Then the gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun  
She thinks that the cockroaches need employment  
To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment  
So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts  
A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts  
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do  
And she's even created a beetles tattoo!  
For she's a jolly good fellow!  
JENNYANYDOTS:  
Thank you my dears...
Autor(es): Andrew Lloyd Webber