Too Many Twinkies
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and be-Face and try not to barf
CHORUS:
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bassist's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars
CHORUS
Shut your fuckin' mouth