Why, Oh Why, Oh Why
And even when you're not they will treat you like you're six years old.
Condescending stares down your nose from the back corner of a party.
Oh, your little clique's got cool but you aren't any fun.
So why oh why oh why am i hellbent on acceptance here,
Like a non-sarcastic smile would really fix my day?
When i get so depressed sometimes i can barely put the bottle down
And i know that you won't care if i go away
So, i won't care, not from this point forward.
If you're so stuck on feeling cool,
Why oh why did i ever care about you?
Oh oh oh oh.
When you're down and out, those acquaintances that treat you like a stranger
Scramble to the phone for the scoop on your latest little fall.
They're the ones who call you, but only when they're looking for a favor,
And you can hear the cracks when they tell you that it's been too long.
So why oh why oh why do i even stay in touch with you
When you're only here to leech off my good days?
When i get so depressed sometimes it's a wonder that i'm still around
And i know that you won't care if i go away.
So, i won't care, not from this point forward.
If you're so stuck on being cool,
Why oh why did i ever care about you?
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh.
When i get so depressed sometimes
It's a miracle i'm still with you
And i know that you won't care if i go away.
There's a marathon that i watch as a kid every new year
Of the twilight zone and i wonder if it's still on.
These days i get shithoused and make plans to lose weight before the summer.
Oh tell me, why i'm first in line to find what i'm doing wrong?
So, i won't care, not from this point forward.
If you're so stuck on being cool,
Why oh why did i ever care about you?
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh.
Why oh why did i ever care about you?
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh.