What the Hell Happened
Look at my brother
Making them little girls' jaws drop
Look at my sister
So beautiful to see
What the hell happened to me?
Got a big-ass nose
Fat gaps in my teeth
Hair coming out of my ears
And big stinky old feet
I swear the girl at the gate
Just gagged when I gave her my I.D.
What the hell happened to me?
What the hell happened
I wish I knew
What the hell happened
Not so much I can do
Got Gable and Lombard
For a mom and a dad
Got a brother braggin'
'Bout all the ass he's had
Must've been stuck in the
Shallow end of the pool of genes
What the hell happened to me?
What the hell happened
I wish I knew
What the hell happened
Not so much I can do
Autor(es): HORNSBY, BRUCE