My Funny Valentine

Elvis Costello


My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
But you’re my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine’s day