Baby Took a Limo to Memphis
She did not want to drive 
She did not want to fly 
She did not want to wait 
For a bus to come by 
She did not want to hassle 
She did not want to hurry 
She didn't want to know 
What is cost, don't worry 
[Chorus:]
Baby took a limo to Memphis 
Seemed like the thing to do 
Baby took a limo to Memphis 
She did it 'cause she wanted to 
She was not lookin' back 
She was lookin' good 
She was not in the mood 
To be knockin' on wood 
She knows what she wants 
She knows how to get it 
She knows what it takes 
Just do it, don't regret it 
The shortest distance between two towns 
Is ridin' in a limo with the windows down 
Don't ask why she's goin' 
She might let you know 
Don't ask when she's comin' back 
Cause she don't know 
Don't let her fool you 
She's nobody's fool 
She knows what's tacky 
She knows what's cool
Autor(es): GUY CLARK