Diarrhoea
When your climbing up a tree and
it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your sitting in the gutter and
your eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your climbing in the the
loft and your tread in something soft
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
And you think you're having fun, but
you've got a smelly bum
Diarrhoea,Diarrhoea
When it's coming out your bum,
like a bullet in a gun
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea
yeah,yeah,yeah
Diarrhoea
xx Erica