Lord Steamfunk III
One two One Two Testin' Testin'
Ladies and Gentlemen
Please welcome - Lord Steamfunk the third
VERSE 1:
The fool dont think he's wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none Cool?
Love looks not with eyes, but mind,
Cupid is painted blind.
Who cares as long as you shake that badonkadonk - behind
The fault, dear funkateer, not stars, but in your funky self.
Thou can not be false to any mans quirky paralell
If music be the food of love, play on playa,
We know what we are, but not without this cruel guitar
CHORUS:
By slappin' of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes.
I don't know what you've heard
bout Lord Steamfunk the third
The train is back on track,
and guess what he got your back
Like a pimp, the man is furred
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
The Funk ain't broke y'all, just save every nickle
That's the only way to get out of this tricky pickle
The next stop is indeed no hideaway
The game is up. I suspect some of these musicians for foul play
VERSE 2:
Some say I speak too much... An infinite deal of nothing.
Words dont mean a thing cuz this joint is bumpin'
I like this groove, could willingly waste my time in it.
With a name like Steamfunk, that don't mean a crack of shi (shhhh)
Sugar in your tea, a sophistifunk way of livin'
Too much of a good thing. I hope that God's forgiving
Stars hide your fires. Let not light see my dark desires.
The Funk's not invented yet, no groove here, expires
BRIDGE:
As colorfull as a bird
This man ain't no nerd
They say he's a man of his word
Shaken, not stirred
I know it sounds absurd
His glasses may be blurred
(oh Lord)
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
CHORUS:
By slappin' of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
I don't know what - you've heard
bout Lord Steamfunk the third
The train is back on track,
and guess what he got your back
Like a pimp, the man is furred
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
It doesnt't matter... It all sounds Greek to me
Whats the most Shakespearian sentence you can describe?
Bitch, don't kill my vibe!
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
It's Lord Steamfunk the third
Autor(es): Petter Aagaard, Tomas Nerbø Smågesjø