The Health Care Song
I don't need no doctor man
To tell me what I know
I drink too much and smoke too much
Now I'm on my own
I don't need no dentist man
Half my teeth are gold
You tell 'em when they dig my grave
Leave my mouth alone
I'm just a sick old man without a plan
But still living without any doubt
When I was young I'd run amok
Now my luck's running out
You can't fix me now
I don't need no prostate check
That's a private zone
You tell them doctor's what I said
They can leave my ass alone
And I don't need to heart transplant
I'll go when I go
If my blood box stops to pump
I won't let nobody know
I'm just a sick old man without a plan
But still living without any doubt
When I was young I'd run amok
Now my luck's running out
You can't fix me now
But I'll go out with a smoke on my lips
No prescriptions only whiskey
I don't mind dying I do mind paying
What I'm saying is you can't fix this
Sick old man without a plan
But still living without any doubts
When I was young you know I'd run amok
Now my luck's running out
The doc will see you now
Autor(es): Nicholas Wetherell