The Prince Of Persuasia
Hello there, my brothers, I almost didn't see you
I am the Prince of Persuasia!
There are three steps to persuading women
Step number one, trap your princess
Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life
Step two, insult your princess
Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car
The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro
It's been biologically proven by me
Step three, brag
Not lying, but close
Make up a story about how you singlehandedly murdered a wild animal
Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia"
It makes women ovulate, for sex
Interesting
Step one, trap him
Playing hard to get, I see
Dress like her dad
It releases a hormone called "moan-a-tonin"
When you get into an elevator with a woman
Press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it
Push her in a lake
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and make fun of her for not knowing it
Use the word "idiot"
Never make her pancakes
Force her to make you pancakes in the middle of the night
Autor(es): CHRIS ALAN MAXWELL, KELVIN YU, PHILIP HERNANDEZ, STEVEN DAVIS