Dry Spell
It's been a real long
Three-hundred and thirty-five days
And the last time
It wasn't good anyway
I'm so lonely
Lonely with a capital "H"
If you know what I mean
I've been sitting on the washing machine
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late-night call, for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep
So tell me
What's a self-respecting girl to do?
I got the bacon
And no one to bring it home to
It's a drought out here
Waiting on a storm
I think it's time for
Me to take the bull by the horns
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late-night call, for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a late-night call, for a real good time
Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay
And nobody but the chickens are getting laid
911, it's officially a cry for help
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep