There's No Night Out In The Jail
And life gets terribly stale
Its dead in the morgue but its deader in here
Theres no night out in the jail
The fellas I knew must all miss me now
I guess I better come clean
Im sweating it out in the boot me boys
An un-paying guest of the queen
Well this prison life sure suits me fine
I lead a decent life
At last my days are organized
Outside its nothing but strife
Well you dream of blondes and you dream of beer
And life gets terribly stale
Its dead in the morgue but its deader in here
Theres no night out in the jail
Me cobbers inside are just normal blokes
Who lead rather colorful lives
Like breaking and entering and stealing cars
And just not supporting their wives
Well some blokes just like collecting things
And some like guzzling beer
Well some blokes just cant resist a fight
And some keep getting ideas
Well you dream of blondes and you dream of beer
And life gets terribly stale
Its dead in the morgue but its deader in here
Theres no night out in the jail
Im working the farm its a healthy life
I jump outta bed with a spring
The tukkas not bad I get lots of sleep
So whod wanna change with the king?
No unemployment scares me now
And even when I am tired
I know Im on a cushy job
For sure I can never be fired
Well you dream of blondes and you dream of beer
And life gets terribly stale
Its dead in the morgue but its deader in here
Theres no night out in the jail
Me creditors just dont annoy me now
Me wife has to get off my back
Me mother-in-law had to drown herself
Who said the outlook is black?
Nothing now can worry me
Behind these prison walls
Just like a bull of pedigree
Im locked up at night in the stalls
Well you dream of blondes and you dream of beer
And life gets terribly stale
Its dead in the morgue but its deader in here
Theres no night out in the jail