When It's Night Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here
Its Wednesday over here
Oh the onions in Sicily
Make people cry in California
How high is up
Id like to know
How low is down
And when will we have snow
If you talk to an Eskimo
His breath will freeze your ears
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When its wash-day in Picardy
Theyre eating ice-cream cones in Georgia
Sixteen and four
Makes thirty-one
Take eight from five
And your days work is done
There are people who hesitate
But corned beef make them cheer
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When its Christmas in Albany
Theyre catching fish in Scandinavia
Thats right, youre wrong
Youre wrong, thats right
Though the days are long
Its always cool at night
If you cant play a piccolo
The holidays are near
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When its night-time in Italy
Its Wednesday over here
When theyre dancing in Omaha
The girls dont wear no tights in Jersey
My brother Lou
Likes oysters too
Magazines are read
But China cup is blue
Should you order some ham n eggs
By the time that they appear
Itll be night-time in Italy
And Wednesday over here