An Ode to Locksmiths
Been given the keys 
I knew I'd receive 
Be careful what you're asking for 
Thy rod and thy staff 
Simply twelve toned math 
An earful opening all doors 
Simon the Roman 
Gone fission for man 
If you're caught is to be freed 
Come open your lock 
By using a rock 
Or sowing the proper seeds 
Woe to thee all women 
Of land, air, and sea 
Adam was the serpent 
Apple 'tween his knees 
Seduced by a snake 
Worshipped by nations 
Banished forth from Eden 
It's the male who is Satan 
From the tree of knowledge 
(A metaphor for sex)
Plucked a ripened globe of fruit 
That of her innocence 
Since forbidden, resisted 
Forcing her to taste 
Now I know why girls hate boys 
Cause Eve was in fact raped 
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
Autor(es): Pete Steele