A Toast
But you run around acting like you're gonna live forever.
You tell me that you're going through hell
But you're puttin' others through it.
You say that I smell like I haven't had a shower in 23 days.
Like an unbalanced beer can two minutes too late.
A look like a stale face from a fresh grave with
A chip on my shoulder and an eye full of rage.
Ca you taste that tbeer with your back to the bar.
Can you smell a cigarette without letting down your guard?
Ten cans, 4 a.m. friends, the sad thing is that you'.vre always been like this.
Moaning in a bed shaped like a hearse.
Believe the lies that you tell yourself (and it'll never get worse)
You tell me that my problem is thinking
But I can chase it away with a problem like drinking
(chris doing a sean nader-esque scream)
You tell me you don't wanna get old
But you've got a party on the line and a grave on hold.
Like a drunk operator, like a game of roulette,
Like a martini balanced on a whiffle ball bat,
When a hard wind blows it's gonna fall down.
When the wind blows there'll be broken glass all around,
Like a bright shiny apple with a worm inside.
Believe the lies that you tell yourself. this is the only way to die .....