D.I.Y. Meat
My garden is covered with cement. 
The minute I went, 
And Radio One blasting outside. 
Asterisk. 
Twixt light and dark 
He said I'm a handyman. 
He was a handyman. 
Hewas a handyman. 
He was handyman. 
I said what you doing round that grave? 
Said I'm a handyman 
I saw you chatting to my wife 
Between the light and door. 
It was a handyman 
And the minute I got outta my tent.... 
Go out. 
Ha ha. 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... 
They have cheese. 
Not me. 
It was a handy a-handy a-handy man 
Conditions not good job
You try and try to get under
Just bang around 
Just bang around. 
Ha ha ha ha. 
And it does not cut me down. 
And Sunday nights don't get out anymore.