For the Ladies
You turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
And I lie wondering just what I should I do
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye,
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
Autor(es): Stephen Lynch