Granola Head

The Queers

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear

[Chorus: x2]
I don't want to be a granola-head

Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones

Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks

[Chorus]

Or can't you see
It's not for me
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear

[Chorus: x2]