It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard
That women come, and women go
It can take months and it can take years
It can take pain and it can take tears
It takes a lot of money to win a girls heart
And then once you got it, she tears yours apart
Took half my life before I knew
That I would never get over you.
It only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
You can grow a beard 26 times in just a single year
It only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
I could grow 390 beards before I'm over you
Ba bada ba...
It takes 2000 volts to power the electric chair
It takes 4000 gallons of fuel to get a jet plane in the air
It took 62 million lives to end the second world war
And 20 million lives to end the one that came before.
Autor(es): The Beards