A Very Larry Christmas
- 1Christmas Commentary
- 2The Christmas Story
- 3Santy for a Day
- 4Oh Holy Crap
- 5Fat Holiday Relatives
- 6Singing Christmas Tree
- 7A Letter to Shania Twain
- 8Oh Little Girl from Birmingham
- 9Waiter Commentary
- 10Donny the Retard
- 11Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
- 12The Most Wonderful Ass
- 13Titty Bar Christmas
- 14Easy-To-Assemble
- 15The First Queer Santy Claus
- 16Fruitcake Commentary
- 17Santy Claus, Santy Claus
- 18I Pissed My Pants
- 19Christmas Weight Gain
- 20Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
- 21On the First Day of Christmas
- 22Redneck Santa Claus
- 23Hark, The Hairlip Angel
- 24A Letter to Santy Claus
- 25Sticks and Horse Turds
- 26Call a Doctor
- 27Gift-Giving
- 28I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car
2004 Warner Records Inc.