The Early Four Track Recordings
- 1Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- 2Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- 3Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- 4Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Looses Soap
- 5Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- 6Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- 7Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub
- 8Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
- 9Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
- 10Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
- 11Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub
- 12Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Growl
- 13Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
- 14Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
- 15Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- 16Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom
2006 Sybaritic Peer