
Weird Al Yankovic song lyrics
303 songs
- (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
- 12 pains of christmas
- 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
- Aardvark
- Achy Breaky Song
- A Complicated Song
- Addicted to Spuds
- Airline Amy
- Albuquerque
- Alimony
- Alligator
- Alternative Polka [Medley]
- Amish Paradise
- Amoeba
- Angry White Boy Polka: Last Resort/Chop Suey/Get Free/Hate to Say ...
- Another One Rides the Bus
- Another Tattoo
- Asshole Sun
- Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster ...
- Avocado
- Baby Got Jack
- Baby Likes Burping
- The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
- Barney's On Fire
- Bedrock Anthem
- The Beer Song
- Belvedere Cruising
- Bichney Spears
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Big And Loud
- Bimbo Number 5
- Bob
- Bohemian Polka
- Bomb Iraq
- Bomb That Iraqi Boy
- Born To Be Mild
- The Brady Bunch
- Buckingham Blues
- Burger King
- Buy Me a Condo
- Cable TV
- Cafeteria Mold
- Callin' in Sick
- Callin In Sick Today
- Canadian Idiot
- Captain Underpants [Theme Song]
- Carnival of The Animals Part 2
- Cats In The Kettle
- Cavity Search
- The Check's in the Mail
- Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
- Chewy
- Chicken Pot Pie
- Christmas at Ground Zero
- Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Close But No Cigar
- CNR
- Cockroachs
- Confessions (Part III)
- Confessions, Pt. 3
- Constipated
- Couch Potato
- Cows With Guns
- Craigslist
- Crampton Comes Alive
- Dare to Be Stupid
- Dead Car Battery Blues
- The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
- Doctor
- Dog Eat Dog
- Do I Creep You Out
- Don't Download This Song
- Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
- Don't Wear Those Shoes
- Don't You Forget About Meat
- Dr. Demento Radio Promo
- Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
- Eat
- Eat It
- Ebay
- Elmo's Got A Gun
- Enter Napster
- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Eye of The Tiger Parody
- Fast Food
- Fat
- Fatter
- Finale
- First World Problems
- Flatbush Avenue
- Foil
- Frank's 2000" TV
- Free Delivery
- Fun Zone
- Gandhi II
- Gee, I'm A Nerd
- Generic Blues
- Genius in France
- George of the Jungle
- Germs
- Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
- Goin Huntin
- Good Enough for Now
- Good Old Days
- Gotta Boogie
- Grandpa's A Pornstar
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gravy On You
- The Great Mighty Poo
- Green Eggs And Ham
- Gump
- The Hamilton Polka
- Handy
- Happy Birthday
- Hardware Store
- Harvey the Wonder Hamster
- Headline News
- Heart Attack #5
- Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS
- Here's Johnny
- Hit Me With A Rock
- Holiday Greetings 1987
- Holiday Greetings 1988
- Homer and Marge
- Hooked On Polkas
- Hooker On A Corner
- The Hot Rocks Polka
- Hummingbirds
- I Can't Watch This
- I Feel Like Throwin' Up
- If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
- If That Isn't Love
- I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
- I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement)
- I'll Sue Ya
- I Lost on Jeopardy
- I Love Rocky Road
- I'm An Ugly Girl
- I'm Fat
- I'm So Sick of You
- I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
- Inactive
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
- I Remember Larry
- Isle Thing
- I Think I'm a Clone Now
- It's All About the Pentiums
- It's Moldy Now
- It's Still Billy Joel To Me
- Wanna B Ur Lovr
- I Want a New Duck
- I Was Only Kidding
- Jackson Park Express
- Jerry Springer
- Jurassic Park
- Kermit The Frog On Weed
- Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
- King of Suede
- Lame Claim to Fame
- Lasagna
- Laundry Day
- Leisure Suit Serenade
- Let Me Be Your Hog
- Like a Surgeon
- Living With a Hernia
- Livin' in the Fridge
- Livin' La Vida Yoda
- Llama Song
- Make My Boobies One More Size
- Matter Of Crust
- Melanie
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Mmmmmmm
- Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
- Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung
- Mr. Popeil
- My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- My Fart Will Go On
- My Girlfriend Died
- My Name Is.... Darth Vader
- My Own Eyes
- Nature Trail to Hell
- Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- Nobody Here But Us Frogs
- Now That's What I Call Polka!
- Ode to a Superhero
- One More Minute
- One of Those Days
- Ooby Dooby Dooo
- Oops... I Farted Again
- Oops I'm Pregnant Again
- Pacman
- Pancreas
- Party at the Leper Colony
- Party in the CIA
- Perform This Way
- Peter And The Wolf
- Pet Names For Genetalia
- Phony Calls
- Pigeons
- The Plumbing Song
- Polka Face
- Polkamon
- Polka Party
- Polka Patterns
- Polka Power!
- Polkarama!: The Chicken Dance/Let's Get It Started/Take Me Out/Beverly
- Polkas on 45
- Polka Your Eyes Out
- Poodle
- Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
- Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
- RealRadio 104.1
- Rice, Rice Baby
- Ricky
- Ringtone
- The Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser)
- The Saga Begin
- School Cafeteria
- School Cafeteria - Version 2
- Shark
- She Drives Like Crazy
- She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
- She's Gotta Pee
- Since You've Been Gone
- Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
- Skipper Dan
- Slime Creatures from Outer Space
- Smells Like Nirvana
- Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)
- Snack All Night
- Snails
- Spam
- Spameater
- Spatula City
- Spiderman
- Sports Song
- Spy Hard
- Star Trek Rhapsody
- Star Wars Gansta Rap
- The Saga Begins
- Steak Number 3
- Stop Draggin' My Car Around
- Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
- Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
- Such A Groovy Guy
- Syndicated Inc.
- Tacky
- Taco Grande
- Take Me Down
- Take Me To The Liver
- Take The "L" Out Of Liver
- Talk Soup
- That Boy Could Dance
- This Is the Life
- This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
- TMZ
- Toothless People
- Traffic Jam
- Trapped in the Drive-Thru
- Trash Day
- Trigger Happy
- Truck Drivin' Song
- Twister
- Ugly Girl
- UHF
- The Vagina Song
- Velvet Elvis
- Virus Alert
- Vulture
- Waffle King
- Wannabe Stormtropper
- Weasel Stomping Day
- Weenie In A Bottle
- We Got The Beef
- The Weird Al Show Theme
- Whatever You Like
- If god smoked Cannabis
- When I Was Your Age
- Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
- Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)
- White & Nerdy
- The White Stuff
- Whole Lotta Lunch
- Who Let The Cows Out?
- Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
- Windows 95 Sucks
- Windows Sucks
- With Legs Wide Open
- Won't Eat Prunes Again
- Word Crimes
- Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
- Yoda
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Don't Take Your Showers
- You Make Me
- Young, Dumb & Ugly
- You're Pitful
- You're Pitiful
- Your Horoscope for Today