Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. song lyrics
92 songs
- A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
- A Tribute To Wood
- Bagpipes
- The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
- Bird Is The Word
- Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
- Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
- The Call Of The Wind
- Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
- Chile Con Carne
- Choke On It, Hippie
- Churnin' Butter
- Coke Is It!
- Crazy Tequilla
- Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
- Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
- Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
- Exhausted Talent
- Fast Forward Through This Song
- Food Is Tasty
- For The Trees
- Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
- Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
- Hardcore Boy
- Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
- Hey Snoopy
- How Do You Spell "maricones"?
- I Am What I Am
- I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
- Ida
- I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
- I'll Kill You
- I Love Living In The Suburbs
- Into The Sunset
- I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
- I Only Want To Be With You
- I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
- I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
- Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Kentucky Jones (part 2)
- Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
- Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
- Knight Rider
- Like To Play The Guitar
- Midnight Madness
- My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
- My Name Is Mud
- Nectar Of The Gods
- The Night
- Penchant For Penelope
- Pepe's Not Happy
- Petals Of Rose
- Pizza: It's Good
- The Pope Is Pissed
- Refridgerators
- Ride Like The Wind?
- Sandpaper Man, Part 1
- Sandpaper Man, Part 2
- The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
- Son Of A Biscuit
- Son Of A Motherless Goat
- Sounds Good To Me
- Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
- Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
- Spadowski And His Mop
- Spumous Erubescent Death
- Stop
- Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- ¿te Gustan Las Calamares?
- ¿that Pretty Piñata?
- That's It, We Quit
- That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
- There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
- There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
- They Call Me Bisquatch
- They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
- Tierra Del Mundo
- The Tragedy Of The Carpet
- Trumpet Troubles
- Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
- The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
- Utopía
- We Hate Hippies And Drugs
- We'll Be Back, Chumps...
- We're Gonna Be Rich
- What Happened To Mr. T?
- What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
- When The Clock Sounds
- Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
- Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
- Yo! A.l.e. Raps
- Your Mother!