Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar
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When Suzie Sneezed - 2 I Can't Tie My Shoe
- 3 I Used To Have a Sister
- 4 My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
- 5 Reptile World
- 6 The Accident
- 7 The Witch
- 8 That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
- 9 The Warning
- 10 Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
- 11 The Dinosaur Song
- 12 Ellen Grew A Beard
- 13 The Town of Round
- 14 Me And You
- 15 I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
- 16 A Bee Will Sting You
- 17 Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
- 18 Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
- 19 Everywhere You Go
- 20 Shut Up In The Library
- 1 The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn't Tell You)
- 2 Not So Good At Baseball
- 3 Poor Orville Thlapp
- 4 The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
- 5 There's no Substitute for a cat
- 6 Caterpillar
- 7 First It Bit My Behind
- 8 Barnyard Stomp
- 9 I'm Bored
- 10 I'm Late
- 11 The Craster
- 12 I Forgot
- 13 The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka
- 14 Siamese Twins
- 15 Get Your Hands Off of My Leg and Your Foot Out of My Shoe
- 16 One Big Happy Family
- 17 Five More Minutes
- 18 Fred
- 19 If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time
- 20 I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
2005 Barry Louis Polisar
