Muffy
Muffy-She's an american original
Muffy-Is she vegetable or mineral?
Muffy-She lets it all hang out
Muffy-funny and freckly
Muffy-she'll sell you some memories
Muffy-she knows what its all about.
-you know what happened the other day, when I was walking past one of those news stands, you know the pakistani ones, and there, on the cover of a dirty magazine, was our friend muffy!
-no way that could by muffy!
-no it was muffy! she was looking at me with her big blue eyes spread wide open, i opened up the magazine, and there she was, in the centerfold! naked and spread out, looking at me!
-no way!
-come on,
-wait a minute dogbowl, that sounds impossible.
-john, alex, rebecca, it was our friend muffy, i'm certain of it.
-it just seems...no come on, really, get real, think about this, think about what you're saying...come on dogbowl, i mean really
-i think it...maybe it wasnt..gee...i guess your right...theres no way it could be our
Muffy-She's an american original
Muffy-Is she vegetable or mineral?
Muffy-She lets it all hang out
Writer/s: Alex Delaszlo / Dogbowl / John S. Hall / King Missile
