Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing
Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer
Raised in the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown
Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler
Born with the tongue of a snake
Every haunt has a muscler on the make
And them kinda monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe
They'd fly away from me
They'd fly away from me
Everywhere has a ducker an'diver
Doin' his best to impress
Everywhere has a sciver in a mess,yeah
Every place has a joker at poker
Born with a marked deck of cards
Every place has a smoker in the yards
And them kinda monkeys can't swing
And then birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe
They'd fly away from me
They'd fly away from me
And them kinda monkeys can't swing
And them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe
They'd fly away from me
They'd fly away from me
Writer/s: Noddy Holder
