Warp to World 6-9 (Super Mario Brothers Rap)
"Borrow my cars-and then you give us a test"
"What? The Mario test?
"Mario? Mario's a fuckin' psycho"
Its 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me-Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin' up bricks with his head
He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on lil' mushroom men and turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways
Making his move to the end
Where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack
Oh shit, hold on, Ill be right back
Its gotta be hard to get laid if youre a plumber
Thats why Im gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesnt wanna get hit, hell shrink
The princess wont fuck a little kid
I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to youre bone
(Chorus)
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick [2x]
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowsers trying to get head right now from the princess
But if its up to me that shit'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard no bodys yet run in the princesss oven
And Mario always says, Virgins, I love em!
I hate the Koopa Troopers so Im gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells 'til I get one up
Im gonna keep playing and Im never gonna quit
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess tits
Im gonna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Marios menu
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag
And say to myself, Another castles in the bag
I hope Bowsers ready cuz hes in for a ride
And Marios serious when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons, that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
Its all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess, buck naked profile
So thats why its my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made
(Chorus)
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick [2x]
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
