Windshield of Love
I'm your aching mutant, baby
Come rub my head
I'm a Unicef poster, baby, so underfed
Wrapped in your body bag, I can feel the seams
Lying on the carpet, I'm just what I seem
You're a whirling dervish
High on the mount
You play with my freak of love
then throw me out
I can feel the impact
Someone get the squeegee
Someone get the squeegee
Scrape me off this windshield of love
Take a swig from the bottle, baby
I like to share
You don't know that I exist
You don't even care
Sliding down that greasy pole
To catch that wiggling pig
Let's see where you get off
Let's see what I get in
I can feel the impact
Someone get the squeegee
Someone get the squeegee
Scrape me off this windshield of love
I'm always losing baby, what did I expect?
Zero, big fat nothing baby, that's what I get
Wrapped in your body bag
I can feel the seams
Dying on the carpet
I'm just what I seem
You're a whirling dervish
High on the mount
You play with my freak of love
Then throw me out
I can feel the impact
Someone get the squeegee
Someone get the squeegee
Scrape me off this windshield of love
