Bigger Fish To Fry
I said a bad word when I was a kid
Mama said that Id be sorry for the sin that
I did
My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
And I tried like hell to change
But I cuss, I smoke
I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor vices
Man, I know em well
Ive closed down bars
Ive lusted in my heart
My exs think I oughta burn in hell
But the devil he wont notice when I die
Dont you figure hes got bigger fish to fry
Politicians taking pork barrel bribes
Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time
Christmas Eve burglars stealing good childrens toys
Holiday burglars stealing
good childrens toys
Yeah, theres gonna be a bonfire burning
An everlasting barbecue
But with all the bad stuff going on
There aint gonna be room for me and you
Cause we cuss and we smoke We laugh at Taters jokes
The minor vices
Man, we know em well
Weve closed down bars
Weve lusted in our hearts
Our exs think we oughta burn in hell
But the devil he wont notice when we die
Dont you figure hes got bigger fish to fry
Dont you figure hes got bigger fish to fry
