Christmas Ride
Here comes the fat man, he's on the run
Shootin' his stuff around but he don't pack a gun
Pumping up the kids, he's the shity alight
Slamming in the sky, tearing through the night
Christmas ride
Christmas ride
The fat man's cool, got a thing for me and you
When he comes a calling there's a riot running through
Crashing 'round the rooftops, whipping up the snow
Racing like a mad man, go, Santa go!
Christmas ride
(A fat man's coming for you)
Christmas ride
(He'll sleigh your world tonight)
Christmas ride
(Believe in all that he'll do)
Christmas ride
The fat man's coming and he knows no fear
He's a big red rebel with some mean reindeer
Cruising 'round town breaking every law
He'll come back next year to crank it up some more
Christmas ride
(A fat man's coming for you)
Christmas ride
(He'll sleigh your world tonight)
Christmas ride
(Believe in all that he'll do
Or you'll find that pissed red rebel's
Gonna get right out of sight)
Christmas ride
(A fat man's coming for you...)
Christmas ride
