Fell off my bike and got it bent
Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb
Oh no, poor thumb...accidumb!
Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Oh no, lake leap...accideep!
Skinned my knee bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently...
Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Oh no, lunch, squish...accidish!
Sat in the yard got attacted by ants
Oh no, ants in my pants...accidance!
Took me a bath and ate the soap
Oh no, ate soap...accidope!
This is the way my day is spent
Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more
Writer/s: tom chapin, john forster