Be My Boyfriend
Why does your face make me undress in haste
Cos you're not that pretty, rich or witty
You like to fight and I suppose that's alright
But you shouldn't hit him in the head
(Oo-oo) Do I need you
(Oo-oo) Do I love you
(Oo-oo) Do I want to take you home with me
(Oo-oo) When I met you
(Oo-oo) Did I get through
(Oo-oo) Did I ever let you
Be my boyfriend
A blow on the head is worth two in the bed
But I love you gently is worth twenty
You are a man and I do understand
But I wouldn't want to see you dead
