Atilla The Honey
(Spoken:)
I: Welcome to the end of your life. What is your name?
T: My name is Tori Amos
I: And how do you describe yourself.
T: I guess I describe myself as Atilla the Honey.
I: You are about to begin your last 24 hours on the planet Earth. Is there anything you'd like to confess?
T: No way. I'm not, I'm not going for that one.
I: Where will you spend the last day of your life?
T: Near some pasta, cuz it's like the best. It's the most yummiest thing. I don't care where I am as long as there's a great fat Italian cook close by.
I: Who will you have sex with?
T: The wolf. It's a really sexy man. A really really sexy man.
I: What music will you listen to?
T: Zeppelin. Because it's passionate to me and it's..it goes beyond fears, that music.
I: What film will you watch?
T: Um...I'll watch The Jungle Book. I love The Jungle Book.
I: What vices will you indulge in?
T: The Peace pipe and some pasta with cream sauce in it because normally I can't have any dairy when I'm on the road. So I'm gonna have like loads of fattening stuff and it won't get on my thighs because I'm not gonna have a body anymore so it doesn't matter.
I: How would you like to die?
T: With the sunset.
I: How would you like your body disposed of?
T: I wanna be burned. Definitely burned. Like the witches.
I: What do you expect the afterlife to be like?
T: Alot like here. To be honest. I don't think that there's gonna be a huge difference, it's not like all of a sudden i'm gonna have a ice cream with cheese or anything. I don't really know what we'd talk about yet. I think the afterlife is a continuation of lessons. So I don't really think that there would be a huge change. Maybe the way that I saw this place would change. Looking at it from a different perspective.
I: How will you sell yourself to Saint Peter?
T: Hopefully I will have been able to Mary Magdaline before I'd run into Peter. And she knows all the dirt on Peter.
