Chutes and Ladders
I must've missed the point
I thought 26 was dancier than 4
But it seems no one has a go-to 11 step
Beats me, was never one for dancing
I know you think this music
Is silly and pointless
But let me relay this to you now
I can't even look at a carousel without getting dizzy
And forget elevators
And 3D movies
And looking backwards
While riding shotgun
I can't turn my head to see you
Can't ride the tire swing
I don't dare squint my eyes
Or read on a train
Or travel in the sky
And I couldn't tell you why
But I hesitate
To take
Ibuprofen
You see me often enough
To know that
Writer/s: Ethan Schaber
