Cocaine Rollerderby
Grab your shit, we're going now
Roller derby's going down
Fifteen miles to get uptown
And we cannot be late
In my bag, I've got a pound
Of that white, no need to frown
Hide that shit up in your gown
You're going as my date
Snort a line and smoke some pot
Pop the cap and take a shot
Party in they parking lot
I'm feeling fucking great
Hope that we do not caught
And waste the tickets that we bought
One more line and then we'll stop
Then watch these fuckers skate
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, fuck!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, ahh!
Put the rest down on the tongue
Till that fucking shit goes numb
Killing a whole pound was dumb
But I feel fucking nice
Passed security, we're in
Keep a look out for my friends
So the party can begin
Let's start this fucking night
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, fuck!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, ahh!
This event is getting me so goddamn hype, I'm ready to
Pick another fucking fight, this is
The best thing that's happened to me in my life, so let's
Hit the bathroom for another line
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, YEAH!
Writer/s: Ape Shit
