Dingleberry IV, Finale: Katy's Wart
A girl should know it in her heart that her fella abides her always. Never chiding,
always providing, she should delight in things that are commensurate to her:
nature and ability
station and aptitude
and her transcendent graceliness.
Ever-abiding in charms and pleasantries...always consoling, always condoning...never
untidy, never untimely... never vituperating, never obfuscating... never berating nor defecating... and all these are a matter of easy regimen, even earthly instinct.
Just make him feel like a teddy bear, getting cuddled all the time, because the Father's word is the only word.
Writer/s: David Roush
