Fashionably Large
Rumour has it you're starting on Monday again
Spare the wait, don't delay
Just get out of my place
Ten ton Tessie's visiting at my house again
How do you do, I mean all of you
Go away, don't like to see you on diet days
Come again when you're in a, how do you say
No how do you say a
Thinner way
'Cos Monday will come too soon for you
Monday will mean certain doom for you
So eat yourself to death before
Sunday afternoon
What are we gonna do with you
Closet munchies, all of you
Have you have you got nothing else to do
'Cos I know I'll soon be killed for less
I guess that increases your economic status
For up and down, you've got 20 more to do
An earthquake couldn't budge someone as big as you
When you sweat you know, you sweat enough for two
So fashionably large
Gravity competes with you
What are we gonna do with you
So damn fat, tell me how the hell you get like that
As I recall, the last time we were at the zoo
The elephants ran off
All of them afraid of you
Ai, what are we gonna do, ai
Afraid of you, ai
What are we gonna do, ai
Do ai
'Cos Monday will come too soon for you
Monday will mean certain doom for you
So eat yourself to death before
Sunday afternoon
What are we gonna do with you
For up and down, you've got 20 more to do
An earthquake couldn't budge someone as big as you
When you sweat you know, you sweat enough for two
So fashionably large
Can you still tie your own shoes?
What are we gonna do with you
