The Beating Of A High School Janitor
"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
(Mopping sounds)
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
(Sound of someone walking towards him)
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine
"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"
(Person walking quickly towards him)
(Beating sounds)
"Hey!"
(Beating sounds)
"Get offa me!"
(Beating sounds)
"That's my bucket!"
(Beating sounds)
"Let go of my side burns!"
(Beating sounds)
(Sound of falling down into glass)
