I Did It For Alfie
Rejoice! Just rejoice at that news!
This girl has got the midlife blues
She lost her favourite marble again
It rolled down the nearest drain
A swing to the right and she's under attack
Much-sought-after property, completely detached
Plunging at the neck and daring at the back
And everybody says she looks better like that
Everybody says she looks better like that
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Rejoice! Just rejoice at that news!
This girl was split completely in two
Trevor, knock me down with a feather!
In the United Kingdom of Whatever
With a clean-cut center parting and a bloodrush to the head
"You won't get any older, dear" is what her stylist said
It's elegant bold and striking!
She'll never need a hat
And everybody says she looks better like that
Everybody says she looks better like that
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Alfie, I did it for Alfie
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