Happy Crappy Place
Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans
It's a dream come true
I wanna take her stupid neck and wring it
That's what I want to do, too
But with him
The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb
How did we ever get stuck with these bums?
The restaurant's now a crappy place
I think I found my happy place
I'm like a British lady in my garden
And my plants agree, mm-hmm!
He's the most annoying person that was ever born
Oh, God, she brought her own tea
I'm the world's greatest farmer, things are growing so well
We're living in our own personal hell
The restaurant's now a crappy place
I think I found my happy
The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
Happy, happy, happy, happy place
Writer/s: Loren Bouchard, Jon Schroeder, Nora Smith
