I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing
I can't believe
I ate the whole thing
And now I see
The whole birthday cake was a big mistake I
Can't believe
Ate the whole thing
Why does this happen to me?
Ate a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies
Now chocolate mint and I are enemies
Or that pan of fudgy brownies
Why stop at one? I'll finish them with ease
I can't believe
I ate the whole thing
And now I find
That I should decline all those red vines I
Can't believe
Ate the whole thing
It just keeps happenin' to me
When I read "You can't eat just one"
I ate them all, it wasn't that much fun
Now when I smell a twizzler in the sun
I feel the sudden urge to run
Just one slice of apple pie
Wonderin', should I even try?
When the apple in my eye
Still sees nine more piece of pie
I can't believe
I ate the whole thing
I wish I knew
Not to do overdo that tiramisu I
Can't believe
Ate the whole thing
No more dessert for me
Well I, you know I put the ain't in restraint, until I faint
It used to be that I could eat desserts all day long- is that wrong?
I got my just desserts from eating just desserts, til my stomach hurts
With treats hour after hour, the sweets turn to sour
I can't believe
I ate the whole thing
And now I know
Minty oreos have got to go I
Can't believe
Ate the whole thing
Why does this happen to me?
It just keeps happenin' to me (I'm telling you)
No more dessert for me
Hey, is that a Butterfinger?
Writer/s: Jack Forman
