I Had to Pee (On a Ferris Wheel)
Carnival in a parking lot
Sunny day, feeling pretty hot
I guarantee that I'm not gonna miss this time
A wad of tickets to ride the rides
Drank some water cuz my mouth was dry
No time to waste: let's get ourselves in line
(Pick it up now)
Waited there til I saw the ticket taker
I climbed the stairs, held the rail and found my seat (this is so exciting!)
He closed the gate, locked it tight up like a locker (oh no!)
I realized that I really had to pee
(I knew, I really had to pee)
Uh oh...
I had to pee on a Ferris Wheel
And suddenly everything got real
There's no escape as the bucket lifts so high
(Uh, a little help up here?)
There's no getting off a Ferris Wheel
Once it's spinning round you have to deal
And at this rate, it might just spin all night
The Ferris Wheel sent me high above the city
(I can't even look at the view)
I yelled down pretty please bring me back down
(Pretty please, could you let me back down!)
The music loud, he couldn't even hear me (oh no!)
The ticket taker just kept it going round
(And round and round and round and round- oh!)
I just want to get off the ride!
Why's there an instrumental now?
Um, it's an emergency!
I flashed back to the times I skipped the bathroom
Without a care, no need to do that now
(It's cool, I can hold it forever)
But up here I'm twisted tighter than a pretzel
And I'm wondering how long can I hold out
(There's no doubt, I'm never getting out- no!)
I had to pee on a Ferris Wheel
The ticket taker had a sweetheart deal
He kept it going, nothing that I could say
(This is no time for charity!)
I had to pee on a Ferris Wheel
The agony I could not conceal
And I can feel that I'll be here all day
(No way!)
An endless ride, much to my dismay
(Is there any other way?)
A water slide would have been a safer way
I HAVE TO PEE!
Oh no...
Writer/s: Giles Barskin Forman
