If There Is a God
Ya ya ya ya ya-a-a
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya-a
Ya ya ya ya ya
Preacher in the street
Yelling in my face
Stick your bible up your ass
And join the human race
If there is a god
If the scriptures are true
If there really is a god
Why would he make us put up with assholes like you?
Leader of a congregation
But one of them is gay
You told him to kill himself
'Stead of living nature's way
If there is a god
If the scriptures are true
If there really is a god
Why would he make us put up with assholes like you?
You are a priest
A man your people trust
They never will believe
Their children felt your lust
If there is a god
If the scriptures are true
If there really is a god
Why would he make us put up with assholes like you?
We live in freedom
Free in what we think and say
You preach to your assassins
With our lives we must pay
If there is a god
If the scriptures are true
If there really is a god
Why would he make us put up with assholes like you?
Ya ya ya ya ya-a-a
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya-a
Ya ya ya ya ya
Writer/s: John Laurence
